A Southern Tale

Bella and Bubba were asleep. Bella heard a noise and nudged Bubba with her elbow.

“Bubba Joe, get up. I heard a noise! It sounds like someone’s outside the house!”

Bubba scratched himself, rolled over, belched and farted at the same time. He grumbled and said, “Bella Lou, go see yourself.”

So Bella got out of bed, put on a cape, and bit her own wrist.

The End.

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About Bruce Diamond

Despicably proud old man. Text-extruding asshole (thank you, John Scalzi) with a skewed vision on life, pop culture, writing and general assholiness. Not a scholar, not a gentleman, not Martin or Lewis. But still trying to make life fun and funny.
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