Look, I have no idea what “Jack My Swag” means. It’s a lyric in a song that could be, quite possibly, worse than Rebecca Black’s “Friday.” Found this in a Fark.com comment, had to share it with you. A paean to tween materialism, “My Jeans,” by Jenna Rose, featuring Baby Triggy and Young Deon.
Not enough torture? Here’s the phrase “jack my swag” looped for ten minutes.
You know those conspiracy theorists who think jet contrails release chemicals so the government can control our behavior? Well, after experiencing the terror that is “Friday” and “My Jeans,” I’m firmly convinced there’s a secret division of the Commerce Department that produces these mind-warping videos to ensure all tweens CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME.
You can’t convince me otherwise. (OBEY)
Today’s Prevarication: I am a willing dupe of Big Brother.